NOT a Book Review: Trailer Park Virgin – Alexa Riley

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This whole book bio is a WARNING!

A step-dad and a stepbrother hook up with their virgin stepdaughter/stepsister. The dad and son don’t mingle. They just take turns with the heroine.

Friend to friend, this book is filthy. It’s a smut-fest like we’ve never written, and you’ll probably die of shame when you read it.

There’s no cheating, and it’s even safe! But we’ve left plot at the door and gone over the line.

Not for nothing, but you don’t want this book. It’s a 10,000-word story we had to write for our own personal enjoyment.

BUT If you insist on buying it, please know that I tried to stop you.

Enjoy. We sure did.

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This is NOT a book review. I can only review books. Books are stories. Stories have plot development, conflict, climax and a resolution. This is not a story. This is not a book. THIS is a masturbatory aid.

A hot as fuck, FILTHY, naughty, delicious, and deviant masturbatory aid.

So instead all I can do is write an article on the benefits of masturbation. Because you should all be doing it. And here’s why:

  1. You’ll get a healthy dose of dopamine, endorphins and oxytocin.

According to the 2009 University of Michigan study, orgasms cause the body to release dopamine, endorphins and oxytocin. The boost of these hormones in turn lowers cortisol, a main stress hormone. High cortisol levels lead to inflammation, stress-eating and insomnia. Don’t tell me you can’t use an extra hand in dealing with those issues.

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  1. Women who masturbate regularly are more likely to feel positively about their body.

This, unsurprisingly, leads to higher confidence, and a positive upward spiral of self-care. When you know what you need to bring yourself pleasure and orgasm, you strengthen your emotional intelligence and connection to your body. When you can bring yourself physical pleasure, you don’t need someone else to validate that you’re sexy. You know it.

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  1. You will feel less pain. Really.

Orgasms (and to a lesser extent simple sexual arousal) increase blood flow to both your brain and reproductive organs, which helps soothe menstrual cramps and headaches.

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  1. Sexual pleasure brings you in the present moment.

Sexual pleasure is a great way to clear your mind of ruminating and excessive anxiety. It brings you to the present moment, kind of like meditating! But if sitting on a meditation cushion isn’t doing it for you, grab your bottle of lube. The physical release doubles as stress relief, and can be a great way to get in touch with your body and out of your head.

 

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  1. It feels awesome!

And we all need more pleasure in our lives, am I right?

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In all seriousness, this novella is not about being sweet and adorable. It’s not trying to apologise for or convince you of the love between stepsibling and a stepdad. There really is no actual story here. It’s deliciously filthy sex with two men that have very dirty mouths from start to finish. It is taboo and they don’t shy away from that fact, so if this is not your thing stay away. But, if this is your candy – then have at it, lovelies.

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author alexa riley

Alexa Riley is two sassy friends who got together and wrote some dirty books. They are both married moms of two who love football, donuts, and obsessed book heroes.

They specialize in insta-love, over-the-top, sweet, and cheesy love stories that don’t take all year to read. If you want something SAFE, short, and always with a happily ever after, then Alexa Riley is for you!

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